” I can’t eat any chocolate chip cookies because it will make my butt hurt and then I will poop a lot.”
This is my mom’s best friend’s adopted kid, Aries, and he is the fucking cutest. He likes Harry Potter, legos, pb&j sandwiches, remote control cars, sushi, and hates twilight. He’s only five and definitely the most badass kid I know.
Thanks for brightening my day, little guy.
